Quick Tips for Winning at Life

Tip #1: You are exactly who you choose to be. If you don’t like who you are, change.

Tip #2: If you find that everything in your life sucks, look at the single common factor throughout. (hint: mirrors help.)

Tip #3: No one is obligated to like you. No one is obligated to humor you. Don’t waste time on people who have to be forced into civility.

Tip #4: Be awesome.

Tip #5: Anyone can tell you that you can’t. Either prove them wrong or accept their analysis.

Tip #6: War and politics are for suckers. The secret to life is sheer unadulterated fun.

Tip #7: As long as it doesn’t harm anyone else, do what you like. (Wicca’s genius.)

Tip #8: Everyone is pretty much fucked up and weird. Don’t concern yourself too much about your own oddity; chances are no one will even notice anything is amiss.

Tip #9: Reciprocate.

Tip #10: No matter what you choose to do in life, strive to be brilliant.

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2 Responses to “Quick Tips for Winning at Life”

  1. @RevJonB Says:

    You need to tell Kurt Vonnegut to suck your balls.

  2. Chad P Says:

    I shall add that as tip #11.

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