Quick Tips for Winning at Life
Tip #1: You are exactly who you choose to be. If you don’t like who you are, change.
Tip #2: If you find that everything in your life sucks, look at the single common factor throughout. (hint: mirrors help.)
Tip #3: No one is obligated to like you. No one is obligated to humor you. Don’t waste time on people who have to be forced into civility.
Tip #4: Be awesome.
Tip #5: Anyone can tell you that you can’t. Either prove them wrong or accept their analysis.
Tip #6: War and politics are for suckers. The secret to life is sheer unadulterated fun.
Tip #7: As long as it doesn’t harm anyone else, do what you like. (Wicca’s genius.)
Tip #8: Everyone is pretty much fucked up and weird. Don’t concern yourself too much about your own oddity; chances are no one will even notice anything is amiss.
Tip #9: Reciprocate.
Tip #10: No matter what you choose to do in life, strive to be brilliant.




February 25th, 2010 at 2:42 am
You need to tell Kurt Vonnegut to suck your balls.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:52 am
I shall add that as tip #11.