Soulless & Feral

I hate to be boring, but I am all tapped out for the moment. I mean… sure… there are some things that I could still share for Freak Flag Friday, but they are definitely not going to be documented online for the world to see. I might tell you in person if, say, you buy me some drinks * and ask nicely, but then… I may only do so if there’s an immediate benefit to me. And yeah, some of them are pretty ZOMG. Sharing isn’t the issue…. documenting it is!

But I guess…. I guess… I can share a few leftover tidbits. But you bastards need to start participating too.

The Leftover Sexsi

- I have had two lap dances in my life. Both of them were meh and somewhat awkward. I would much rather watch a woman receive a lap dance. I’m weird.

- I have advised a girl on oral techniques to be used on girls. You know. Uh. Dental care. #notreally

- Skirts are awesome. For reasons that ought to be obvious. If they aren’t, ask.

- If you’re a girl, I could probably find stuff about you I like. Don’t ask, though, I may not tell.

Effed Up Personality

- I love spreading deviance, whether sex or views or just plain chaos. It’s fun! I feel a wee bit devilish when I do it, too. Good thing, though, is that most of you seem to enjoy swirling in the chaos.

- I also dig hardship. I will put myself in difficult situations because I can. Plan X is pretty much ‘Chad’s Hardship, Extreme WTF Edition.

- I am more popular now than I have ever, ever been. I am not sure if I like it or not.

- I still like looking out of the window of a plane and I’ve flown like, 10,000,000 times. Give or take.

- The Fuck It Principle? Yeah, I take it very seriously as far as my personal development is concerned. As far as you are concerned… if you’re applying it and trying to do better, I love you for it.

Bad Habits

- I love vice in moderation. Smoking, drinking… I do both to safe, yet fun levels. Smoking I do very rarely because I like the dizzy half nauseous buzz I get.

Weirdness

- I cannot cannot stand to not shower, or at least wash my face daily. I find it oogy. Which is funny, because I like slightly dirty girls.

- I like the word oogy.

- I have nothing else.

* – you don’t need me drunk to get me to share, I’m just a classy information whore.

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