Soulless & Feral

On Twitter, a trending topic was letters (or rather, tweets) to an ex. @thehulkster simply started posting actual letters (Q, R)… thus inspired, the half-assed alphabet of the dump was born!

A is for asshole, your state of existence.

B is for bitch, cause that’s all that you do.

C is for caring, which you seem to be lacking

D is for dinner; I always pay for yours too.

E is for elephant, like the one in this room

F is for fuck you, you dumb fucking prick.
Boys alt:F is for fuck you, you slutty damn whore.

G is for girlfriend ’cause you no longer have one
Boys alt: G is for girlfriend, ’cause you no longer are one

H is for happy, something that I never was.

I is for I, as in I am the dumper

J is for joy cause I’m done with dumb you.

K is for kisses, you know yours were quite boring.

L is for loser, what I now know that you are

M is for meddle, because you were always suspicious

O is for orgasm, which I totally faked. (more…)